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Christmas comedy

by Mar Matthias Darin

Hide the kids and the old folks! Its time for some Christmas humor... Jeff Dunham is a comedian that has come up with an original gut-busting skit that will definitely throw a curve ball on a traditional Christmas carol.

For your viewing pleasure, Achmed the Dead Terrorist:

The Lyrics:

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!

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Comments from tahtimbo 71.209.43.40

That was great! I love Jeff Dunham, but I have never seen this one before. I will be having my wife stop by to view this after she gets home from the mall (notice I am happily at home and NOT at the mall) Thank you again for sharing this.

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You're welcome.

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