The Matthias Chronicles

Thursday, May 15, 2008, 1:47 PM

The 2008 Presidential Farce

by Mar Matthias Darin

I have been a registered voter for quite a while and have seem my share of presidential hopefuls make complete idiots of themselves. However; I have never seen a presidential race like this one. One that have been filled with racism, sexism, elitism, and vengeful hatred.

The racism from Obama's camp is absolutely pathetic. Anyone who questions Obama's abilities is suddenly and magically racist, even those of his own nationality. It is also important to remember that Obama loves "Black America". Obama's friends and associates have painted a very clear picture of who Obama is. You know the tree by the fruit. In regards to "Wright-gate", Wright's replacement, Otis Moss III, is just as inflammatory as Wright. Is that a surprise? After all, Wright did train Moss and "took him under his wing", just like Obama. It should also be noted the National Black Panthers Party has also voiced their support and endorsement for Obama. So are the American people just supposed to allow this absolute nobody to walk into the Whitehouse without questioning his capabilities or associations?

If you ask the liberal idiots that are so hell-bent on owning the Whitehouse, they'd say yes. My response, stoke that fire, I want them coals good and hot before I put Obama on the hot seat. Every presidential candidate has to be scrutinized and charred around the edges, including poor cry-baby Obama.

Now on to the sexism. I'll bet the feminist groups are having a few heated debated about Obama calling female reporters "sweety" and then blowing them off and ignoring the question. For a candidate that has preached change, there certainly isn't any there. Sexism of this magnitude has been going on for longer than Obama has lived. Thus far, Obama sounds totally old school...

Obama's elitist stench is revolting. I do not care for backstabbers and Obama certainly has portrayed himself to be one by attempting to play pool with the working class by "smacking the white ball around" and in back room deals, he saying something entirely different. I wonder what "undisclosed" favors Obama has promised John Edwards and the Teamsters Union?

The Democratic Chair, Howard Dean has a definite air of seeking vengeance against Hillary Clinton. Dean has done everything under the sun to undermine the democracy of this election, including going as far as saying that Obama was the DNC nominee irregardless of how well Clinton does, even if it means the voters of Michigan and Florida and stopping the count in Texas. I guess the Clintons refused to "pony up" to Dean's extortion attempts during the 90's...

All in all, this election is pretty much no different than any other. We have sex scandals, anti-patriotism (poor Michelle, she's not proud to be an American), drugs, lies, and the usual cast of sleepy back street thugs.

Whether or not Obama rejects the Hamas endorsement is irrelevant, the point that Hamas is actively endorsing Obama is very unsettling. Any time a terrorist group voices their favor towards a particular person, anyone with a little bit of common sense knows that is NOT good.

And who can forget William Ayers? I'm sure the families of the countless New York police officers won't forget the murderer of their loved one. If I was in their situation, I know I wouldn't forget "the man that murdered my daddy"... Remember, many of those brave police officers had very young children, something Ayers obviously didn't and still doesn't care about.

Using the ever popular 80's Wendy's commercial as a parody, Where's the change?